Hello Friends and fellow people who accidentally stumbled upon this awesome site. Well…it’s not that awesome, but pretty very awesome- Since the domain www.awesome.wordpress.com was already stolen! Damn you thief!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anywho my page is better than yours, ask anyone. And now to things that really matter. I got a paper due to monday. And I thought until today that it was actually tuesday. It’s not. Hello!?!?!? We got wednesday- except in Australia. And now to todays top headline:
The Cookie Monster is an evil psychopath. Think about it. It’s a sunday morning and Count von Count is looking forward to eat those delicous cookies the yellow birdish creature brought by earlier. While Big Bird’s cookies are beeing counted by the Count- the biggest neurotic TV ever created- the evil Cookie MONSTER storms in destroys the entire inventory…shouts I LOVE COOKIES and leaves a traumatised neurotic behind, that is starting to count the crumbs.
(Well dear monster if you love cookies so much why dont you eat them? You sick little furball only crunch them, so you can leave an even bigger mess. And the ones you do pretend to eat…I seriously doubt they stay in your stomach for very long. Otherwise you would weight at least half as much as Roseanne),
If the Sesam Street people really cared, they would lock the Cookie Monster away and not feed it with vegetables so it grows even stronger and bigger. Think about Godzilla people…it was a warning. Do NOT feed the monster.
you know you love me xoxo!
